PART ONE: THE CONTESSA’S HOUSE
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Varjak Paw eyed the curtain.
“Don’t even think about it, sonny –
said Mum.
He thought about it. It looked possible.
Very possible.
“I mean it, Varjak; ^ she said. He squinted up
thought fully twelve feet ^ at the rail. Made a few quick calculations. For
“Get away from those curtains right
now.” There was The view from the top must ^ It must be worth doing
had to be worth seeing ^ spectacular, but ^ he thought ^Vajak Pav, if
they all say no.
“Varjak!”
It was too late.
Patterns rushed past as Varjak
swarmed up, hind legs thrusting, up, front
paws scrabbling, up – until he made the
rail, breathing hard, but home and dry.
“Varjak Paw! Come down this instant!”
He looked down. It was a long way
to fall. The view wobbled dangerously.
Varjak’s claws held on. He breathed -,
sharply, . and The view settled stabilized. And
what a view!
The world was upside down. Everything
seemed to be suspended from the ceiling.
Mum looked ^ like a short, and squat ^ bundle of silver-blue fur; ridiculous,
in fact. He grinned.
“Varjak! This is no way for a
cat ^ kitten to behave! Let alone a Mesopotamian
Blue. Now get down before someone sees
you!” Varjak sighed. So what if
CHAPTER ONE
Don’t even think about it
Varjak Paw eyed the curtain.
“Don’t even think about it, sweetheart,” said Mum.
He thought about it. It looked possible. Very possible.
“I mean it, Varjak. Get away from those curtains right now.” He
squinted up at the rail. Made a few quick calculations.
“Varjak!”
Too late.
Faded velvet flew past his eyes as Varjak swarmed up, hind legs
thrusting, up, front paws scrabbling, up, and up, and up – till he made the curtain
rail, breathing hard, but home and dry.
A cloud of grey dust rose around him. Varjak sneezed. Clearly, no-one
had been here for years.
“Varjak Paw! Come down this instant!”
He looked at the ground. It was a long way to fall. The view wobbled
dangerously.
Varjak held on to the rail. He counted to ten. The view stopped
wobbling, and settled down.
And what a view!
The world stood on its head. Nothing was where it should be. Musty
chairs hung suspended. Dusty candlesticks clung to an upside-down table.
And Mum looked like a short, squat bundle of silver-blue fur: ridiculous,
in fact. He grinned.
“Varjak! This is no way for a kitten to behave, let alone a pedigree
Mesopotamian Blue kitten. Now get down before someone sees you!”
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“You’ll come when you’re good and ready”
[s]aid Mum. “You ONE can sit there as long as
you like, you’ll have to eat = the end. But
“It’s supper time, Varjak,” called Dad.
“Come and be fed like the rest of us.”
Varjak Paw crouched defiantly at the
foot of the stairs. ^ He didn’t want to eat and this time, they weren’t
going to beat ^ make This time was going
to be different.
“I don’t want cat food from a cold
red ^ grey can,” he said. “I want to hunt. The
tales say Jalal used to ^ was a hunter before he
lived in the Contessa’s house.”
“The tales are only tales sweetheart”,
said Mum. “ ^ Stories, they’re not true. ^ who knows if we ever really had an ancestor called Jalywan?” Imagine living
Outside the house! – She smiled. “Now
come and be fed like a proper Mesopotamian
Blue cat.”
transfer to kitten scene?
Vajak was tempted but hung on.
“I’m not hungry,” he said. Z “His big brother
Julius laughed “ Who cares what that little insect
“eats any way? ^ “at xx . us fall before we could answer her. I’ll have Varjak’s ^ cat food. I love
tin stuff ^ red grey can variety. Julius puffed up his fur.
“That’s my son,” said Dad
proudly. “You hear that, Varjak? Julius
is going to grow to a proper Mesopotamian
Blue” Varjak shivered ^ shuddered inside but shook his
head – “I’m not coming.” “fine” said Mum. “You xx you sit here and
starve.
They left him on his own at
the foot of the stairs / ZZ. Varjak grinned ^ tried to enjoy
to himself. He’d won his first victory for now. ^ his victory. It wouldn’t
last ^ longbut at least ^ for now at least it was something
new. Nothing new every happened in
the Contessa’s house. No-one ever came
in, no-one ever went out; and every day
was just like the next ^ exactly the same. It was the most boring
life a cat could have.
[ S/Scenery – a telling [?] detail –
dust/ cold stone / candle?]
CREAK. creeeaak
At Just make sure you don’t go up the stairs! You know it’s
forbidden.” for us to do anything forbidden ^ stupid like.
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‘It’s suppertime, Varjak,’ said Dad. ‘Come and be fed like the rest of us.’
Varjak Paw crouched rebelliously by the front door. He was determined
not to give in.
‘Come on, sweetheart,’ coaxed Mum. ‘Let’s not go through all this again.’
She straightened Varjak’s collar and smoothed his fur.
‘But I don’t like cat food,’ he said. ‘Why can’t we hunt? The tales say
Jalal used to hunt.’
‘Tales!’ snorted Dad.
‘Who knows if we really had an ancestor called Jalal?’ said Mum. ‘And
just imagine going Outside!’ She smiled. ‘Now come and be fed, like a proper
Mesopotamian Blue. It’s that delicious red can variety tonight.’
‘Yuk,’ said Varjak. Red can cat food was the worst food in the entire
world.
‘I just don’t understand him,’ grunted Dad. He turned his back and headed
down the corridor to the kitchen. Mum followed him.
‘Now be good while we’re eating, Varjak,’ she said.
‘And don’t even think about climbing the stairs,’ ordered Dad. ‘You know
it’s forbidden.’
Alone at last, Varjak peered up the stairs. They were made of dull, grey
stone, and they were covered in dust. The Contessa’s room was at the top of
those stairs. The cats weren’t allowed up there, and she never came down. Her
door was always closed. The whole house was like that. Nothing new or
exciting every happened. No-one came in; no-one went out. Every day was
exactly the same. It was the most boring life a cat could have.
creeaak
The front door swung open. A freezing blast of wind swirled in,
sweeping all the dust into the air. Varjak’s fur stood on end. A man he’d never
4/7/01 15D (Mother/
Father)
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Rider 1)
When he thought no-one was looking, Varjak Paw padded up to the
cat door. He could see the garden on the other side. He could almost feel
the fresh air, brushing through his whiskers. He nudged it open - L
‘Varjak Paw!’ It was Dad. ‘Where do you think you’re going?’
Varjak spun around. They’d seen him. But this time, he wouldn’t give
in.
‘Aren’t we allowed in the garden, now?’ he said.
‘Sweetheart,’ said Mum, straightening his collar, ‘the garden is a nasty,
dirty place. You’re a pedigree cat. A pure-bred Mesopotamian Blue. What
do you want out there?’
Varjak looked around: at the dusty old carpets; the stuffy furniture;
[ the fading sunlight that trickled through the thick green windows of the
Contessa’s house, and ] the curtains he wasn’t allowed to climb. He’d never
been anywhere else, but this had to be the most boring place on earth.
‘Hunting,’ he said. ‘Aren’t we supposed to hunt? The tales talk about
Jalal hunting –’
‘Tales!’ snorted his big brother Julius, green eyes glinting. It was said
that [ their ancestor ] Jalal had green eyes. Everyone in the family had them –
everyone but Varjak Paw. ‘Tales are for kittens,’ scoffed Julius. Their
cousin Jasmine giggled; Varjak bristled.
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[ Epigraph: There’s no place
like home
/Import changes
from 16d/
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The Elder Paw was telling a story.
It was a Jalal tale, one of the best. Varjak loved to hear his grandfather’s tales of
their famous ancestor: how Jalal fought the fiercest warrior cats, how he was the mightiest
hunter, how he came out of Mesopotamia and travelled to the ends of the earth, further than
any cat had been before.
But today, the Elder Paw’s tale just made Varjak restless. So what if Jalal had such
exciting adventures? Varjak never would. Jalal had ended his days in the Contessa’s house.
His family of Mesopotamian Blues had stayed here ever since.
The old place must have been full of light and life in Jalal’s time, generations ago –
but now it was full of dust and musty smells. The windows were always closed, the doors
locked. There was a garden, but it was surrounded by a high stone wall. Jalal was the last to
cross it. In all the years since then, no-one had ever left the Contessa’s house.
Now, no-one except Varjak was even listening to the tale of his adventure. Father,
Mother and Aunt Juni were dozing in the late afternoon light that trickled through the thick
green windows. His big brother Julius was flexing his muscles; his cousin Jasmine was
fiddling with her collar ^ grooming herself. His litter brothers Jay, Jethro and Jerome were playing one of those
kittenish games that Varjak could never see the point of, and wasn’t allowed to join in
anyway.
No-one was looking at him. This was his chance.
^ He’d been in the g[ar]d[e]n before, but the family didn’t like it out there, and never let _ stay out. {enough} a few trees Horse [?] Stealthy as Jalal himself, Varjak rose up and padded to the cat door. He could see Now there it was
the garden on the other side. He could almost feel the fresh air, brushing through his
whiskers. He nudged it open –
‘Varjak Paw!’ It was Father. ‘Where do you think you’re going?’
Varjak spun around. The tale was over; they’d woken up and seen him. But this
time, he wouldn’t give in.
‘Aren’t we allowed in the garden, now?’ he said.
‘Sweetheart’, said Mother, straightening his collar, ‘the garden is a nasty, dirty
place. You’re a pedigree cat. A pure-bred Mesopotamian Blue. What do you want out
there?’
Varjak looked around: at the stuffy furniture, the locked-up cupboards, the curtains
he wasn’t allowed to climb. He’d never been anywhere else, but this had to be the most
boring place on earth.
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Chapter One
The Elder Paw was telling a story.
It was a Jalal tale, one of the best. Varjak loved to
hear his grandfather’s tales of their famous ancestor:
how Jalal fought the fiercest warrior cats, how he was
the mightiest hunter, how he came out of
Mesopotamia and travelled to the ends of the earth,
further than any cat had been before.
But today, the Elder Paw’s tale just made Varjak
restless. So what if Jalal had such exciting
adventures? Varjak never would. Jalal had ended his
days in the Contessa’s house. His family of
Mesopotamian Blues had stayed here ever since.
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had ever left the Contessa’s house.
Now, no one except Varjak was even listening to
the tale of Jalal’s adventures. Father, Mother and
Aunt Juni were dozing in the late afternoon light
that trickled through the thick green windows. His
big brother Julius was flexing his muscles; his cousin
Jasmine was fiddling with her collar. His litter broth-
ers Jay, Jethro and Jerome were playing one of those
kittenish games that Varjak could never see the point
of, and wasn’t allowed to join in anyway.
No one was looking at him. This was his chance.
He’d been in the garden before, but the family didn’t
like it out there, and never let him stay very long.
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- - -
‘Varjak Paw!’ It was Father.
‘Where do you think you’re going?’
Varjak spun around. The tale was
over; they’d woken up and seen him.
But this time, he wouldn’t give in.
‘Aren’t we allowed in the garden,
now?’ he said.
‘Sweetheart,’ said Mother, com-
ing over and straightening his collar,
‘the garden is a nasty, dirty place.
You’re a pedigree cat. A pure-bred
Mesopotamian blue. What do you
want out there?’
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